Thursday, January 7, 2010

LOOKING FOR A CAREER CHANGE?

Are you difficult to get along with? Enjoy being the ass of the office? Low IQ keeping you from advancing in your present position? Like short office hours? Do you desire a job where you can come to work around 10ish and leave early? Are you able to act like your important no matter what circumstance arises?  Can  you lie and be decietful?

Need a job without much stress? Where you can do as you please without fear of getting fired for at least 6 years? Ever left work to run a personal errand and then never bothered to return? Like to make decisions based on your own clouded judgment regardless of what the bosses tell you they want? Want every imaginable Holiday off work?

Are you willing to work for a pittance like $42,000 per year plus a full benefit package including a health care package with no co-pay?

If this sounds like something you would be interested in you can file for this position beginning January 14, 2010. Go to the Clerk and Recorders office and tell them you wish to file for the Hill County Commissioners District 2 position.

 Don’t worry about past job performance as the bar has been set very low.

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7 comments:

  1. you will have to get there early to beat old mealy mouthed Mikey Anderson to be the firts one to file,
    meal·y-mouthed (ml-moud, -moutht)
    adj.
    Unwilling to state facts or opinions simply and directly.
    Word History: It seems fitting that Martin Luther, a man noted for the forthright expression of his ideas, may have had a hand in giving us the contemptuous term we apply to those unwilling to state facts or opinions directly. Mealy-mouthed may come from a saying such as German Mehl im Maule behalten, "to carry meal in the mouth, that is, not to be direct in speech," which occurs in Luther's writings. In English we find the terms mealmouth (1546) and meal-mouthed (1576) recorded around the same time that we find mealymouthed (around 1572). Mealy-mouthed is the only form that survived to describe this trait described by Luther, which not only survives but flourishes in our time.

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  2. Hey that looks just like one of our current commissioners, but he may just be smarter and he is definetly a better dresser

    $42,000 is disgusting considering the Minimum wage performance we have been getting. I am going to vote no to most incumbents this time and this monkey has to go. (unless of course you want him to have another go at getting the courthouse steps right)

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  3. Anderson is way over paid at that money...............and he's a player too. Why doesn't anyone ever say anything about our local "Bill Clinton" horn-dog?

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  4. Yep, A Horn Dog. Ask any fireman for further details

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  5. Perplexed, If you have anything to substantiate this horn-dog angle I would love to have it for use during the upcoming Commissioners race between Anderson and (??????) whomever makes a run against him. E-mail it to me at havredailycorrector@bresnan.net

    Anyone having any items of interest on any of the races do likewise. Your confidentiality and anonymity is guaranteed.

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  6. maybe the commissioners will take half pay as the hill county superintendent has done.

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